Dinner Menu
Appetizers
Bacon Bites
$9.95
Bites of bacon wrapped in bacon
Potato Skins
$8.50
The skins of a potato skinned from the potato
Crabcakes
$12.95
Little cakes made from stuff from a crab
Onion Strings
$5.84
Stringy bits of onion peelings cooked in vodka
Entrees
Roast Beef Casserole
$21.50
Our finest beef dish invented by accident
Seafood Bonanza
$17.95
It’s not an old t.v. western, it’s fish stew
Salmon Mediocré
$19.95
Salmon from a fish farm cooked the usual Midwestern way
Steak in Bowl
$32.50
Our finest filet mignon blended with goat’s milk
Chicken Mündane
$12.95
It’s just some chicken we got from our distributor
Sandwiches
Turkey & Cheese
$12.95
Turkey sandwich with our famous cheese
Ham Chunks
$10.95
Big fat chunks of ham on bread with mustard
Peanut Butter & Salami
$8.99
A combination you’ll never forget
Horseradish Hamburger
$4.95
Two things on a bun
Sides
Fried Crispy Strips
$4.50
Crispy strips of fried crispiness in strips
Meatbeans
$2.50
A cup of tiny little meatballs
French Boils
$7.95
Potato strips boiled in turkey drippings
Tree Berries
$5.50
Berries that dropped from Aunt Emma’s tree
Bacon Balls
$8.95
We just balled it up
Gratuity of 60% will be added for parties of 18 people who stumble in drunk ten minutes before closing